Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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