The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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