After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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