break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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