I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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