Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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