Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
