She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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