Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
