oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's blow job season.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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