its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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