I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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