Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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