It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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