One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
no, he came in my armpit
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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