I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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