I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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