pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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