I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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