I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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