My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
