Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
3 2 1 whiskey
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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