I want to have your abortion
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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