is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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