I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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