You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I want a musical about memes.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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