Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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