Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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