Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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