This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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