How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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