You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Drunk is not a location!
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