are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
