$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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