i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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