he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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