After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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