That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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