he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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