You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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