I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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