Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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