you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
