covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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