Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i believe in u and ur pee
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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