Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm both gender and math confused
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