There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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