if only i could text you this smell
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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