just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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