she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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