I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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