they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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