I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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