Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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