People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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